sass t-shirt

Chinese: 不以风骚惊天下，就以淫荡动世人。要激情！
English: If not slaying the world with sass, then wrecking it with badass – that’s the motherflippin’ energy we need!

If not X, then Y creates a ​false dichotomy​ – a humorous exaggeration suggesting these are the ONLY two modes of existence. This mirrors the original Chinese rhetorical pattern of extreme contrast for comic effect.

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
– Weaving—India, South Korea
– Dyeing—El Salvador, California
– Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances